Eyelash Implants

Did you know that for a mere $300 you could be the owner of eyelash implants?

They are only semi-permanent and need maintenance, but thick dark lashes are only an economic stimulus check away. As an eyelash disabled person, I have to admit that this is very tempting. I have recently become a member of the Tammy Faye Baker club of mascara. My routine consists of three coats of Estee Lauder's Magnascopic expertly separated by a metal Chanel eyelash comb then retouched by what ever free trial size Lauder mascara I have laying about. So my current eyelash investments in time and money already have me halfway to implant mark.
I have been trying fake eyelashes since high school, but I cannot master the application.

I don't know what this says about me as a person but I want them. I suppose for now I'll just have to imagine waking up looking like Brooke Shields.

A Quick Recommendation

I rarely read Christian living books. When I do read them I usually find them pretty mediocre but several months ago I started reading John Bevere. I picked up Driven by Eternity after hearing Bevere preaching on the internet and it made me sob uncontrollably. Right now I'm reading Under Cover and it is positively life changing.

The Godly principles in his books are like T-bone steaks for the soul. Do not read them if you have a weak spiritual stomach. While each one is on a pretty simple topic like Obedience, they are strong, scripture heavy works that will make you question who you think you are in Christ. The person who first introduced me to his writings said that she once threw the book across the room she was so convicted.